Halloween Q & AWhy didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?Ice scream. 
What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian? A chummy mummy.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.
Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray.
What was the favorite game at the ghost’s birthday party? Hide and shriek.
How does a monster score a touchdown? He runs over the ghoul line.
What do the birds sing on Halloween? Twick or Tweet.
What is Transylvania national sport? Drac racing.
Did you hear what happened to the boy and the girl vampire? Their love was in vein.
Why wasn’t there any food left at the monster’s party? Because everyone was a goblin.
Why do mummies make good employees? They get all wrapped up in their work.
What did the ghost buy for his house? Home moaner’s insurance.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
What story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime? Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.