The Economy Is So Bad

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Friendship

Friendship among women:
A woman doesn’t come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends house. The man calls his wife’s ten best friends. None of them know about it.

Friendship among men:
A man doesn’t come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends house. The woman calls her husband’s ten best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over and two claim he’s still there.