Matzoh Ball SoupA Jewish family invited their gentile neighbors over for holiday dinner.  The 1st course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, “This is matzoh ball soup.”On seeing the two large matzoh balls floating in the broth, the Gentile man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.  Gently the Jewish couple pressed the Gentile man.  “Try it; if you don’t like it, you don’t have to finish it.”
Finally he agreed.  He dug his spoon in, 1st picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in his spoon, and tasting it gingerly.  The usual “Mmmmmmmmm” sound could be heard coming from deep within his chest, and he quickly finished the whole bowl.
“That was good” the man said.  “Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?”
Cute BlondA guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blond.  He immediately turns to her and makes his move.  “You know,” he says, “I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.  So let’s talk.”The blond, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” says the guy.  “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” says the blond.  “That could be an interesting topic.  But let me ask you a question 1st.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass.  Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.  Why do you suppose that is?”
The guy is dumbfounded.  Finally he replies, “I haven’t the slightest idea.”
“So tell me,” says the blond, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”