Two Irish NunsTwo Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country eat dogs.”“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we must do as other Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs”.
The mother superior is the first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously:
“What part did you get?”

Insurance ManAn insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my six-year-old son to run and get me a pad.He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.