Music Chip

This is considered a major breakthrough, since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

“Well,” she said. “The 1^st time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.”

“The 2^nd time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.”

“The 3^rd time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.”