I won’t need to trim my beard for about a year. I used to keep it pretty full until yesterday when the daffy dame doing the trim chopped it all off.
I keep the hair on my head pretty short and they buzz it off with a quarter inch attachment on the clippers. She asked me how much to take off my beard and and I told her to cut off about the same amount as she cut off my head. When she got done with my head she took the clippers and cut about three inches out of the middle of my full beard.
I told her to stop and asked her what she was doing!
She said I told her to cut it the same amount as my head. I asked her how much she cut off my head and she said about a quarter inch. I asked her how much she just chopped out of the middle of my beard and she looked all confused. She finally trimmed it leaving it a bit longer but had to cut most of it off to blend with the swath she had hacked away in the first swipe. I look like my beard has been trimmed with a hedge trimmer. I’ll just have a cold neck this winter until it grows back out I guess.
MjL 10 Oct 2017, 4:41 a.m.
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