I just got a hilarious twelve-hour #Twitter ban. Somebody asked the question, What have you done that you would never do again.
I responded, Jump off a cliff. I jumped off a cliff when I was 19 years old into a river far below. It was not a suicide attempt as the Twitter computer evidently thinks I was talking about self-harm. The insanity of the computer algorithm that has no concept of context or reality.
MjL 08 Feb 2022, 9:36 a.m.
It just gets better with the imbeciles and the zero tolerance bullshit. Of course I appealed the stupid #Twitter ban here is the reply I just received.
MjL 08 Feb 2022, 9:49 a.m.
I guess subconsciously I have surrendered to the surreal aspect of social media hypocrisy and faux policing when my first reaction was uncontrollable laughter instead of anger at this dimwitted episode. I was shocked that the ONLY explanation Twitter idiots can imagine is self harm when people jump off of buildings, cliffs, etc. every day. Cliff diving is an Olympic event. I was naive to think they would agree once I submitted a reasonable explanation.
I even did some Google searches for jumping from cliffs and jumping from buildings and neither suggested self-harm and actually listed the sports involved.